balletchihuahua:

Shit Ballerinas Say 

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Brown Eyed Girls - Abracadabra Misheard Lyrics by AJ Fleau






Eat all of me to make a
yo-yo detached. Can I greet the Maker?
Multi-mode!
Yeah, to the maker!
Two tomorrows, meow-meow maker!

So I went in, gon’ get that
Show man, auto car man maker
Thing, oh why?
She tried to tell ya
“Go! Go!”

[hook/pre-chorus]
Every night I’ll be with you!
Do you love her? Do you lover her?
Making love, yeah, goes so good!
Do you love me? Do you love me?

[chorus]
Green beans, love, and making guys act natural!
More I do my hacky sack, crawlin’ up your hacky sack
Green beans, done! and now you can’t touch me, yeah!
More glue guns? Gonna get some!
No lick! You lick, I’ll cut your tongue!

Move to my town and make up
You-dont-think-I-show enough to make a-
“Food is here!”
We’re not here! Make ‘em
pay my, umm, pay back your make-up!

This girls exact, you never
drew mine, not a car man maker!
Did your cat?
Don’t argue! Don’t let go! Go!

[hook/pre-chorus]

[chorus]

[rap]
I’m in the food aisle and
Boy, betcha!
Here we are planned
We gotcha!
Rockin our land
No y’all can’t match Max still, yeah yeah
You know, yes? You shoulda dropped low
You know why? You wear my shoes, hoe!
Til another son sung to shag a cheetah
A gym all day? No more! Ya’ cheata!

[bridge]
Lalalalalala Lalalala
Lalalalalala Lalalala
Lalalala
Lalalala
I got g-gum underneath those you love

Let’s go! Uh uh uh uh!
Ha-ha ha ha ha! Yeah!
Nigga, you and that car are wack!

I’m like the supervisors
With hand sanitizer
You always mess things up!
Naked!

[chorus]

Eat all of me to make a
Yo, I’ll get the tab! Can you, Dinner-maker?
Multi-mode!
Yeah, to the maker!
Two tomorrows, meow-meow maker!

Couldn’t choke canon makers
No low wanna eat or make up
And I checked
No manager? I got dough, dough!

Someone has to find this as funny as I do. I’m like crying & dying of laughter…

Forever warm :B

Forever warm :B

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Lol.

Lol.

WANTWANTWANTWANTWANT! And at 246$ it’s a steal!

WANTWANTWANTWANTWANT! And at 246$ it’s a steal!

-dies-

-dies-

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